Well, look who decided to drop by! You’ve just found
the most fabulous thing on the internet…
me.
I’m not one to brag (okay, maybe a little), but
let’s just say you’re in for a treat. Expect
wit, charm, and a sprinkle of mischief. After all,
life’s too short to be boring.
Wanna get your slimy hand on some of my coins?
Step 1: Create a Wallet with SUI wallet
First things first, sweetheart. Sashay over to SUI wallet
and follow their oh-so-simple steps to create your new
account. Use the SUI app or browser extension—whichever you
can handle without getting confused.
Ain’t that cute. Fomo is quite the doozy, eh? But since
you’re here, I’ll guide you through it—try to keep
up.
Step 2: Buy $SUI
Time to tap that ‘Buy’ button in the app to
purchase some SUI. Or, if that’s too much for you,
deposit $SUI into your SUI wallet from your favorite crypto
exchange. Assuming you know how to use one.
Step 3: Swap $SUI for $SUIGER
Now, make your way to SWAP connect your wallet, and follow
the super easy steps to swap your $SUI for $SUIGER. Use the
SUI platform through the app or browser. Try not to get
overwhelmed.
Look at you, joining the exclusive club. Welcome
aboard—don’t go ruining it with any rookie mistakes.
Too hard? Fine. You can buy $SUIGER right here...
Tokenomics
Liquidity?
Burned.
Taxes?
0% / 0%
Supply?
10B
Ownership?
Fuck if I know, it's renounced!
I'm super drunk and about to get raped. Come pick me up in...
45 minutes